Week 10 – The Chevron Stitch

The Chevron Stitch shot upwards.

The Chevron Stitch shot upwards.

 * * So GG, What Torture Awaits Us This Week? * * 

My notebook on how to discern crazy.

r1 k1 p7k1 – Row 1: K1; *P7, K1; rep. from * till end (okay, not to bad so far, she even gave me a space between row and pattern. I doesn’t last but hey!, I will take what I can get)

r2 p1 k7p1 way – Row 2: P1; *K7, P1; rep from * till end of row (what does way mean? all they way? way to go? I am way laughing at you? I think it’s the latter.)

3 k2 p5k3 –  Row 3: K2; *P5, K3; rep. from * till last rep., P5, K2. (We’ve given up the niceties of putting “r” in front of the row, I am sensing a deterioration! Not to mention that the last repeats of the rows are not as written, I am filling in the gaps here.) 

4 p2k5p3 – Row 4: P2; *K5, P3; rep from * till last rep.. K5, P2. (Okay, now we’ve almost given up on spaces. Luckily the pattern was obviously starting to take shape, so an intuitive leap wasn’t that far)

5 k3p3x5 – Row 5: K3; *P3, K5; rep from * till last rep., P3, K3 (I am sure the “x” was a “k” at some point or another, or maybe she just got tired of writing down the letter “k”? Your guess is as good as mine.

6p3k3p5 – Row 6: P3; *K3, P5; rep. from * till last rep., K3, P3 (All right, GG is getting really, really tired of writing this pattern. Even her handwriting is starting to take a nosedive, she just wants to knit people!)

7k4p1k7 – Row 7: K4; *P1, K7; rep. from * till last rep., P1, K4 (Almost there, hang strong!)

8p417 – Row 8: P4 *K1, P7; rep. from *till last rep., K1, P4 (While I am sure she understood this jumble of numbers (and if you think about it, it does follow a pattern) but how on earth could she share this with anyone?)

* * THIS IS ABOUT TO GET REALLY FUNNY, PREPARE YOURSELVES * *

R9 to16. work beg sets backwards. (Umm…SERIOUSLY! This was how that pattern ended, with a cryptic instruction so insane the CIA couldn’t crack it. Thank goodness for the internet.)

  • Row 9: Rep. Row 2.
  • Row 10: Rep. Row 1.
  • Row 11: Rep Row 4.
  • Row 12: Rep. Row 3.
  • Row 13: Rep. Row 6
  • Row 14: Rep. Row 5
  • Row 15: Rep. Row 8
  • Row 16: Rep. Row 7

** Simplified Pattern for the Chevron Stitch **

  • Cast on a mulitiple of 8 stitches plus 1. (×8+1)
  • Row 1: K1; *P7, K1; rep. from * till end
  • Row 2: P1; *K7, P1; rep from * till end of row
  • Row 3: K2; *P5, K3; rep. from * till last rep., P5, K2
  •  Row 4: P2; *K5, P3; rep from * till last rep.. K5, P2
  • Row 5: K3; *P3, K5; rep from * till last rep., P3, K3
  • Row 6: P3; *K3, P5; rep. from * till last rep., K3, P3
  • Row 7: K4; *P1, K7; rep. from * till last rep., P1, K4
  • Row 8: P4 *K1, P7; rep. from *till last rep., K1,P4
  • Row 9: Rep. Row 2.
  • Row 10: Rep. Row 1
  • Row 11: Rep Row 4.
  • Row 12: Rep. Row 3
  • Row 13: Rep. Row 6
  • Row 14: Rep. Row 5
  • Row 15: Rep. Row 8
  • Row 16: Rep. Row 7
  • → Repeat Rows 1-16 till desired length.
  • → BO Loosely.

Whatcha Thinking Friends and Neighbors?